He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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