In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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