How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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