In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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