But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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