i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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