Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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