i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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