if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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