Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My dick has a subreddit
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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