hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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