If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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