and she was petting her beer can
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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