alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Your penis caused this!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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