New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We had to coat check the pizza.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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