I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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