The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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