Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Randomize
