Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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