there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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