we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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