this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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