This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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