There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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