And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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