Plan B is the new Plan A
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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