in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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