You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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