It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize
