Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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