fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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