Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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