I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
My feet surprised me
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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