dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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