brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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