Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.