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• (312): View more from Illinois

  you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.

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  Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober

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• (626): View more from California

  I made him laugh his dick is mine

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