I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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