Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Non-Jews are for practice
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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