at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
he laminated a picture of his dick.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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