Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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