Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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