Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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