i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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