hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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