so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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