Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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