yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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