she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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