dude i'm inner monologue high
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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