I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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