We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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