PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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