I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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