question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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